Last night, around 3am--yet once again--Joe's television woke me up. Joe is my upstairs neigbor---nice old guy who works as a lawyer for the Dept of Ed. This has happened so many times, I lost count. Near the beginning of this scenario, I had made up my mind to write a nice note just letting him know his volume was keeping me up at night--I hear it when I try to drift off asleep. . .I hear it when I wake up at 3am. . .I hear it when I am getting ready for work at 6:30am. Usually, it takes me a good 20 min or more (just a guess since you really never know when you fall asleep---if you are counting, you probably won't be sleeping any time soon). . .it takes a while for my brain to stop anticipating the change in the voices--like if the characters on tv are having a conversation. Well, being the forgetful person that I am, once I am up and at work, my mind is so engaged, I forget to write the note---well forget until around 3am in the morning.
Well, now that spring is upon us, I have a new dilema. For the past six days, Joe's television has awoken me around 3am--the time in the early morning that the nightningale--or the Mocking Bird--is in the middle of it's overnight concierto. She is not directly outside my window, but very close---still loud enough for it echo in my room. So now, my brain has to get over the dull sound of Joe's television AND the winged diva.
Now, I really, really like Mocking Birds. They are my favorite---and not just because they are the Texas state bird. They are some fo the most unbird-like birds. They run around the ground--run not hop--hunting for their prey. In the heat of the hunt, they run in spirts, stopping to immediately raise their wings in jerky movements above their head, then running a few more steps to repeat the process. They do this to scare a grasshopper or some other bug into flight--and when this hapens, they chase it down with extreme prejudice and lightning accuracy.
But this past week, while my anger was perculating at the sound of Joe's television and the song of the bird, I tried to devise a plan where I could sneak into Joe's apartment, smash in his television with a bat, then run outside and shoot the mockingbird and return to my warm bed within 10 min--to facilitate my sleeping as fast as possible.
Well, that will never happen. So, a more realistic challenge is to figure out a way to remember to write Joe a note--preferably during a time of the day when my mind is not seriously considering how to vandelize his apartment. I think, if I am lucky, that I just migth do this today. . .Don't hold your breath, but maybe--just maybe--when I get home, I will remember, find a blank peice of paper (which is a challenge in and of itself), and write out a nice note to Joe--taping it to his front door.
In closing, and completely off topic, I have decided to describe a little what I do for work. . .I think the past 10 conversations I have had with old friends and acquantences have touched upon the question of "so, Trey, what do you do now again?" It is really quite simple. . .I work for a subcommittee in the United States Senate. I cover a set of issues for my boss, and if there is any need of oversight (ie, investigating cases of waste, fraud, abuse) in the federal government that touches upon those issues, I pitch a hearing idea to him, and if he bites, then I produce a hearing. A hearing is nothing more than a research paper that is acted out. You start with a thesis, you get a nice opening paragraph, you fill the middle with both sides of the argument (being sure to stack your side of the argument), you pose some prosecutorial style questions, and you throw in a nice conclusion. The only difference is that all the peices of your paper are acted out by people--many of whom whose vested interest is to win the argument. The goal for my boss at each hearing is to ultimately cut out the waste in government and save tax payers from having to foot the bill from overpayments, un- or misused unobligated funds, out-of-control programs with no acceptable mission, etc. . . My boss is there to ask the tough questions that are not politically correct to ask--why are we spending this money, what is the constitutional authority for this program, should we be redistributing other people's money in this fashion, is this agency necessary or behaving appropriately, etc. . .
What this means for me is that about every other week, I am having to dive headfirst into uncharted waters--to immerse my self and become an over-night expert in all sorts of varied topics--from modified water projects of the army corps of engineeers, to katrina recovery contracting, to illicit activities of north korea's kim jong-il, to formulas of the community development block grant program, to the capital master plan to rennovate the united nations, to the unclaimed poltical activites of unions (and their back taxes due to the IRS), to immigration/refugee assylum requirements of the new REAL ID Act passed last year-----the list goes on.
Suffice to say, my job is intense. . .I am constantly on the prowl, constantly reading, constantly trying to snoop around for new topics to fill my hearing schedule pipeline. It is what I came to DC to do. . .probably not too many other jobs would allow me to engage the issues like this. But it is also mentally and physically and spiritually draining. . .Which is why I tell people that when I am done in DC, I am soooo DONE. I have no long term aspirations, no desire to "advance" in this town (whatever that means and looks like). I have no idea how long this will last--a couple years, another decade. . who knows. But I do know one thing, this is not my end. . .it is only a means . .to something else--ANYTHING else.
Well, that's it. . the effects of my iced-chai-aguilera-style is running through my veins and I need to move around before my bobbing leg runs off without me.
PS--iced-chai-aguilera-style = an iced chai made with two shots and skinny milk. . .the
aguilera refers to the fact that this chai is a "dirty cha" but also made with skim (
skinny) milk. . .had I wanted a iced dirty chai with whole milk, I would have ordered it
spears style (ie, fuller/
fatter)

vs.
